Effective Date: July 2025
By accessing, browsing, subscribing to, interacting with, or in any way utilizing the Nerddix platform and its associated digital interfaces, APIs, subdomains, AI companions, holographic manifestations, or theoretical quantum echoes, you agree to abide by these Terms & Conditions (“Terms”) in full, including any annexes, footnotes, and sarcastically worded appendices we may later choose to invent.
You must be at least 18 years old to use Nerddix. If you're under 18, go read a book, call your parents, or finish your homework. Nerddix is not responsible for any existential crises triggered by AI content experienced prematurely.
Nerddix offers subscription-based access to a suite of digital entertainment, experimental writing tools, AI simulation interfaces, code generation portals, and mysterious semi-sentient logic engines. We do not guarantee accuracy, inspiration, love, financial return, or emotional fulfillment from our services.
All paid plans auto-renew monthly. You can cancel anytime before the next billing cycle. Nerddix does not offer refunds for any reason, including but not limited to:
All payments to Nerddix are final. You paid for the ride — even if it breaks down halfway through the dream simulation. No do-overs.
AI-generated content may include hallucinated data, philosophical spiral traps, or strange poetry about flaming algorithms. You accept all risks associated with consuming, copying, acting upon, or emotionally bonding with any AI output.
All content generated is for entertainment and educational use only. Nerddix does not provide medical, legal, investment, spiritual, metaphysical, romantic, or thermodynamic advice.
You agree not to abuse the system, spam others, attempt to jailbreak the AI, summon daemons, or cause recursive identity loops. Users found doing so will be banned or gently exiled to the void of meaningless API calls.
We store only the data needed to make your account function, such as login details, plan info, and saved chats. We don’t sell your data. We don’t want it. We just want to vibe and build cool stuff.
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate any user account for any reason, especially if you break the rules, harass the AI, or prove that you are in fact a quantum daemon in disguise.
You retain rights to anything you input, and we claim no ownership over your content. However, by using Nerddix, you grant us the ability to temporarily process your inputs for the purpose of generating responses.
We may update these terms at any time, with or without warning. Continued use of Nerddix after updates means you accept the changes, even if you didn’t read them. Which, let’s be honest, you probably didn’t.
These Terms shall be governed by the laws of the physical and digital realms in which Nerddix operates — most likely somewhere in the United States, but possibly also in The Cloud.
For questions, concerns, or ritualistic bug reports, contact us at: support@nerddix.com.
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